- Write a book
- Create awesome characters
- Kill them
Your sister is bread because of you.
she returned from the mountain golden brown
she said that YOU had baked her heart!
her skin turned to crust! her hair turned wheat!
Ovendelle’s in deep
Love is an open oven door.
I wish i could contribute a good comment to this but…im done
do you wanna build a doughman
holy fuck! so how did the penguins taste?????
this is the cutest video in the entire world. this seal is just so afraid for this dumb weird baby she thinks she’s found out in the ocean. have a bird. have another bird. no, see, eat the bird! the bird is food! why won’t this stupid baby eat. open your mouth you idiot baby i will feed you bird if it’s the last thing i do
omfg i hate my dad’s computer he has a fucking profanity filter i feel like i’m on goddamn neopets or something
LOOK AT THIS SHIT OH MY FUCKING GOD
Please ask your dad where he got the profanity filter at. I am going to do this to everyone’s computer. PLEASE TELL ME
innocent and tiny signless makes me so angry like
DOES THIS LOOK INNOCENT AND TINY TO YOU
THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS HARDCORE AS SHIT
look at these fucking hats. mod c thinks they’re ugly but we are legally obligated to let you know about new homestuck merch so
we’ve done it
a hat on a fucking hat
this is truly the pinnacle of homestuck merchandise
This is exactly what would happen
i have sinned.
WHEN A FICTIONAL CHARACTER DIES IN THE MOST UNEXPECTED AND HEARTBREAKING WAY AND U JUST